Some days I think about how nice it would be to be a baby and just run around and play all day and not have any responsilities. When there's something you want you just cry and people come running to satisfy you. What a life!!! But then I started thinking and I realized that Nyah actually has a full schedule. That girl is busy. I started thinking about what her daily to do list would look like and this is what I could think of off the top of my head:
- Empty the snack drawer
- Empty the cupboard with cereal and little oatmeal packets and scatter throughout the house
- Unroll all the toilet paper
- Throw things in toilet
- Inspect shower drain when the shower is wet and I’m dry
- Scatter tampons throughout house and into the toilet
- Throw food on the floor when I’m done eating
- Rub food in my hair until I look like Einstein
- Empty drawer in office desk
- Suck on some cords
- Climb up stairs when somebody doesn’t close the gate
- Finds straws Mom has hidden and suck on every. Single. One
- Unroll the tape
- Pull out some books
- Get the knives in the dishwasher when it’s left open
- Pull out all the pushpins
- Crumble up some of Laney and Ty’s drawings
- Turn computer off when Mom's in the middle of a blog post (I learned that from my cousin Liam hee hee)
- Hide Mom's keys in the couch
- Throw important stuff I find in the garbage
- Move some chairs around
- Move the garbage can into the other room
- Be really cute so they don't get mad at me!!
Yep, she has a full schedule! O
