Hurricane Nyah

 

Some days I think about  how nice it would be to be a baby and just run around and play all day and not have any responsilities. When there's something you want you just cry and people come running to satisfy you. What a life!!! But then I started thinking and I realized that Nyah actually has a full schedule. That girl is busy. I started thinking about what her daily to do list would look like and this is what I could think of off the top of my head:

• Empty the snack drawer
• Empty the cupboard with cereal and little oatmeal packets and scatter throughout the house
• Unroll all the toilet paper
• Throw things in toilet
• Inspect shower drain when the shower is wet and I’m dry
• Scatter tampons throughout house and into the toilet
• Throw food on the floor when I’m done eating

• Rub food in my hair until I look like Einstein
• Empty drawer in office desk
• Suck on some cords
• Climb up stairs when somebody doesn’t close the gate
• Finds straws Mom has hidden and suck on every. Single. One
• Unroll the tape
• Pull out some books
• Get the knives in the dishwasher when it’s left open
• Pull out all the pushpins
• Crumble up some of Laney and Ty’s drawings
• Turn computer off when Mom's in the middle of a blog post (I learned that from my cousin Liam hee hee)
• Hide Mom's keys in the couch
• Throw important stuff I find in the garbage
• Move some chairs around
• Move the garbage can into the other room
• Be really cute so they don't get mad at me!!  

Yep, she has a full schedule! O